You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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