Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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