i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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