the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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