Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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