So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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