i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Can I color on your dick again?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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