I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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