I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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