38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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