Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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