: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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