I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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