I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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