there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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