I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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