Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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