Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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