hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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