hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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