That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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