you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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