super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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