I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
...so i touched it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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