My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Boobs are out for the taking
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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