How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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