No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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