someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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