it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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