she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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