He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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