So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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