I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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