I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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