I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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