I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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