i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
