That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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