grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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