i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
