you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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