Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i drank out of a bidet.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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