11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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