It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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