found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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