This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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