Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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