i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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