How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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