No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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