and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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