Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
There r osticjed everywhere
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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